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August 26 2017

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luci-o-oh:

lexietuten:

jdragsky:

we-are-star-stuff:

futurescope:

Robofrog jumps on revolving chair

we need to stop making robots nothing good can come of it

bullshit only good can come of this robofrog

Robofrog is the hero we deserve

I’m proud of him! I support him! Wholeheartedly!

03:07
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phantastic-dan:

phone live shows are the best live shows

02:43

violet-vernet:

may-shepard:

At this point you’re either a Lestrade, telling everyone to face reality and be sensible, a John, mourning a serious loss, or an Anderson, cooking up theories and clueing for looks.

Thanks, mofftiss, for making us rp mhr. :/

I was just thinking this the other day!!! Also-

Lestrade: (thinking furiously for a minute) “ooh you bastard”
John: “i dont care how you did it, I want to know WHY”
Anderson - “Eh… not how I would have done it. Tiny bit… disappointing.”

02:42

gay

02:40
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02:39

MYSTERY STORY TIME

221cbakerstreet:

latinkilledtheromans:

So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.

And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.

Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.

Me: This isn’t your kiwi?

Roommate: No?

Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.

Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.

Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!

As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.

But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store? 

So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.

Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.

There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.

It came all the way from Italy and this is how you welcome it

02:39

just-shower-thoughts:

I love talking to small children. No adult is ever going to ask me what my 3rd favorite dinosaur is.

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c-bassmeow:

This is amazing

August 25 2017

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ultrafacts:

Far from attempting to evade responsibility for his act of arson, Herostratus proudly claimed credit in an attempt to immortalise his name. To dissuade those of a similar mind, the Ephesian authorities not only executed him, but attempted to condemn him to a legacy of obscurity by forbidding mention of his name under penalty of death. However, this did not stop Herostratus from achieving his goal because the ancient historian Theopompus recorded the event and its perpetrator in his Hellenics.

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03:07
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90sgrl:

my hidden talents include romanticising everything, oversharing, crying, and overthinking 

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02:53

roseoilz:

not to b #depressin but my entire life is becoming just a huge blur n i honestly cannot remember like literally…anything for shit lmao

02:39

hopeyourefuckingmiserable:

I want attention & rough sex

02:11

thug:

it’s 4am and my serious #Hot 🔥🔥🔥 #Take on the queer cafe hilarity is that we absolutely positively need lgbt venues that don’t serve alcohol i just wish most of the people calling for these didn’t comment so derisively on gay bar patrons as if they’re sex dungeons full of freaks who will kidnap you bdsm style and make you call them daddy before they shove vodka down your nostrils

01:42

mangohue:

u know when someone is taking a picture of u n u can already FEEL it’s ugly

01:14

poetrylesbian:

Stop telling people who are comfortable with their identities that sexuality is fluid or that labels are restrictive.

Telling lesbians and gay men that they might end up with someone of the opposite gender because “you never know” is gross.

In the struggle to seem more “queer” so many people end up saying the exact same shit homophobes say.

00:46

yalla-ya-habibi:

Before you laugh and make fun of someones accent or mistakes when they speak english please take a moment to realize that you can actually learn alot about their language by their mistakes for example
When I was I denmark I noticed alot of danes say “ I will learn you ” instead of saying I will teach you because teach and learn is the same thing in danish
Also arabs when they speak english they often say “ beeebol ” instead of “ people ” or “ bebzi ” instead of “ Pepsi ” because the letter P doesn’t exist in the arabic alphabet
Theres always something to learn when you stop being an ignorant piece of shit

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