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February 08 2018

09:18
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08:21

vnecksallstar:

storyofthislife:

I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE SCRATCH MY BACK OR DO THE LITTLE SKIN TRACE THING OR PLAY WITH MY HAIR OH MY LAWD

The best feeling in the world

07:53

shock:

in college there are only two moods:

1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.

2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain

also these moods go back and forth every hour 

07:25

prince-sirius:

I’ve seen a handful of AUs where Harry is deaf and I love it but it also makes me laugh because I just imagine Tom Riddle monologuing in the Chamber of Secrets and finally turning to a confused Harry who just signs “I’m deaf” and Tom is just like ??????


Voldemort isn’t present Harry’s 3rd year because his spirit is too busy learning sign language because god forbid he can’t monologue to Harry Potter come 4th year when he finally has a body.

06:56

save-button:

takingthepitt:

save-button:

gay culture is never having a date to the dance

gay culture is never having a date

06:28
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frislander:

-teesa-:

1.7.15

Hasan Minhaj speaks with Lloyd Pendleton, director of the Homeless Task Force.

“We have reduced our chronic homeless count by 72% since 2005.”

Conservatives always seem to forget that not giving people a direct handout like this only increases the financial burden on other services, and does so much more than compared to the cost of the handout, because the other services aren’t equipped to deal with the fundamental problem.

05:03
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medicinemane:

I wasn’t even going to reblog this, but it bothers me that no one seems to have mentioned that the way the pictures are put together makes it look like one version of him is feeling up the other

04:35

daughter-of-rowan:

stargogh:

trans people shouldn’t have to look cis to be respected

^^ THIS ^^

04:07

gaymermell:

me: has a breakdown due to emotional overload

me, five minutes later: wow what was that about

03:39

gemfaggot:

ineptbox:

Last night I discovered that William Shakespeare named his son Hamnet and I feel like this is an awful secret I shouldn’t know

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*died at age 11* *has a beard and mustache*

03:11

ceeblathers:

ceeblathers:

ceeblathers:

ceeblathers:

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

02:42

vikingofficial:

greenbaconsmoothie:

just-shower-thoughts:

If you wore a vr headset linked to a camera drone that was set to follow you from a few feet behind you could live in third person.

disassociating

If you can’t dissociate naturally store bought is fine

02:14

just-shower-thoughts:

The guy that built a rocket to launch himself into space to prove that the earth is flat is a perfect example of how you can be extremely intelligent in one area but extremely dumb in another

01:46
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twitblr:

FBI coming thru clutch

01:18
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00:49

yourboyfriiend:

socialnetworkhell:

elliebeanz:

every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz  i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat

The type of anxiety this post invokes is so rare and specific

peter pettigrew traumatized us

00:21

friendswithdarkness:

clarknokent:

youarenotdesi:

fat-amy-for-president:

fat-amy-for-president:

I was at Hot Topic and saw this cool tshirt for some band or something called Bring Me the Horizon and idk what bring me the horizon is and don’t really care but the shirt is cute so i’ll wear it

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This was an experiment. See how people started getting mad at me for “buying” a Bring Me The Horizon shirt, when I said I really knew nothing about them? How I said I bought it simply because I thought it was cute? Completely disregarding who the band was?

This is how people from other cultures feel when you purchase and wear garb from their culture with no knowledge of what that garb symbolizes and means. If you wear or use something for the wrong reasons, people get mad

This has got to be by far one of the best ways to explain cultural appropriation to people.

Wow

Damn

February 07 2018

23:53
But just because you’re strong and resilient doesn’t mean you never need someone to be there for you, to take care of you.
— Tammara Webber (via philosophium)
23:25

stripedturtlenecksweater:

diomdes:

diomdes:

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

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